The trouble with a HYP strategy now is everyone else is trying it too. Cash is still evil…

A few years ago I decided to follow a HYP strategy. I read this, and in particular I liked

But there’s a way of profiting from holding shares that requires no selling at all, by receiving the (generally) twice-a-year dividend.

So I did it. And am still doing it. It gives me a yearly yield of 5% p.a. on my purchase cost and capital appreciation which more than compensates for inflation, indeed at the moment this is faintly ridiculous. That is due to the disgraceful activities of the Bank of England flushing away the national debt by debasing the currency combined with some hint of animal spirits returning to the business world. So far so good. I have two problems now, both good ones to have in some way.

A HYP is not the approach to take at the moment because everyone else is doing it

This doesn’t hurt what I have already, because the yield I earn is the yield on the price I paid. The problem is everyone else is bidding up the price of the shares so it makes it harder to find value.Some would advocate taking the profits and trading the portfolio but I’m not going to do that because this is not how a HYP is meant to work and I have no skill as a medium term trader 😉 I will sit on my backside and take the divi, indeed I have managed to avoid selling anything this year other than that mandated by iii’s change in funds policy.

A first approach is to look for diversification in areas that are out of favour – I have no oil or mining stocks and could do with some for sectoral diversification. Both of these sectors haven’t been on the roll that everything else seems to have been on this year. I also don’t have the religious objection to tobacco many people have either. I’ve avoided all these sectors because I don’t understand them and when I constructed my HYP they were highly valued. If there were a sector index fund on these areas I’d consider going that way.

However, at the moment I am suffering from a combination of RDR paralysis and the fact that everyone else seems to be destroying the opportunities in what used to be a quiet and tedious investing backwater in a search for yield. So maybe it is time to sod off and fish is some quieter backwaters.

The FSCS compensation issue

The second is that my ISA will cross the FSCS compensation threshold this year even if I leave it alone, and it will cross it sooner if I contribute this year’s 11k allowance. Even worse is that I have about half as much again in an unwrapped TD account, which I used to flush out my sharesave and ESIP holdings. I didn’t want a large unbalanced holding of The Firm’s shares so I took a share certificate for half the holding, which I will sit on and take the dividend thanks very much. The other half I moved to TD, and sold some to crystallise capital gains, which I converted into a Vanguard developed world exUK index fund and a Vanguard EM index fund. I have more than enough UK exposure in my ISA, so the Dev exUK was to balance that out a bit, but the aim of the exercise was mainly to cut down the exposure of having half my shareholdings in The Firm.

A share certificate is a good way round the FSCS issue – I have a direct holding in The Firm and there is no nominee intermediary to worry about. However, you can’t hold an ISA that way so I have to deal with nominee accounts. Having both ISA and regular nominee accounts with TD was a tactical mistake I didn’t appreciate at the time. The FSCS compensation applies to each company, not each account, so I am already way over the top. The obvious thing to do is to move the trading account.

However, at the moment there is loads of confusion in the UK shareholding nominee platform arena due to the change in regulation of funds, called the RDR. I have already taken one hit from the RDR last year. For this year I am going to sit tight, accept the risk of TD Direct going wrong, which I think is low. If there is general stock market mayhem in some ways the FSCS compensation limit of £50k is self-correcting, as a jolly good stock market crash will automatically devalue the holding – a serious market crash can halve the value of a portfolio in a year which would get me below the protected amount. So TD going bust due to a stock market crash isn’t the problem, it is them going bust due to an internal thief or management incompetence. I should add that I have no reason to currently suspect either, I’m not saying that they are a bunch of incompetent fools, I am merely considering the risk 😉 We have seen in 2008-9 that financial institutions that look solid are often built on sand these days…

Cash is evil…

Still a particularly rotten asset class. It makes me sore that my AVC fund is in cash because I will pull it in about year from now. The Bank of England’s destruction of the pound will have rotted the real value of that by about 10% compared to when I left work. Okay, so I avoided paying 40% tax on it, so in the round I am still better off than where I started, but that needs to come out and start working for me.

I also hold cash because at the moment I am living off savings and that is decaying under my feet. This was highlighted recently when a three-year NS&I Index-linked savings certificate rolled over. It started out a £1000 and rolled over at £1,162, ie in three years the value of money has fallen by 16%. I at least have the benefit of being so poor (okay, hold on the strings and violins in the background, guys) that I don’t pay income tax this year and next, so I filled in my form R85 when I switched my Nationwide Flexaccount to a Flexdirect account. They will give me 5% on £2000 if I play stupid games shifting £1000 back and forth between that and my main bank account each month. With R85 I get to see 5%, too 😉


I also joined Zopa, though unlike others I consider this bordering on mortgage-backed securities in terms of risk, so I only put into it an amount that I can afford to lose 100%. To see what’s wrong, we only have to look at the current case study.

And borrower Jonathan is no exception – he used his loan to buy a splendid engagement ring for Charlotte, his girlfriend of 8 years

Jonathan, me old bean, you have been with this lady for 8 years, and you’re getting married. I’m really happy for you and wish you a long and happy married life. However, despite it making me look like a hard-bitten unromantic old git, a quick word in your shell-like.

Is it really such an illustrious start to your married life to go into debt for the ring, which is a consumer item, this isn’t an asset that reduces your long-term costs or makes you money?

My father saved to buy my mother a ring. My grandfather did for his wife. Getting married is a very large transition in your life, and doubly so on the financial front if you are planning to have children. You really, really, don’t want to go into debt for any aspect of getting married. If debt is the answer, you can’t afford to get married, or your wedding plans are too extravagant[ref]it’s come to my attention that there is a whole wedding industry whose raison d’etre is to make sure newlyweds start their married life in as much debt as they can persuade them to go into. On the ads they say getting married is all about the wedding and the honeymoon. For crying our loud these good people state that

Your wedding day should be the most romantic and memorable day of your life

I guess what they’re really saying is it’s all downhill from the end of the honeymoon, eh 😉 When you look at people who have been married a long time they didn’t need some ghastly extravagance to get married. It was about each other, not about their consumer purchases. If anything, going into debt to get married is more threatening to the  relationship than not having an expensive wedding in the first place. Get your priorities right – being stressed about owing money is no way to start a life together if you can avoid it.[/ref]. Save up for the expense, because, to be honest, if you do end up having kids, this point is probably about as good as it gets for a little while on the disposable income front. So, Jonathan, if you are borrowing to buy her a ring, particularly after having had 8 years to get ready, then you have just passed a great big red “Wrong Way, Do Not Enter” sign. And you, sir, need to sort your financial shit out and understand the simple principle. If it’s a consumable item, never, ever, borrow money to get it unless it saves you money. A house is a consumable item – the only reason you go into debt for it is because it stops you paying rent[ref]not paying rent is not a great thing in itelf if you have to tie up a load of your capital in an illiquid asset like a house. There’s nothing fundamentally wrong with paying rent, if it costs you less than you’ve have to invest in buying a house and all the ancillary parasitic costs of home ownership.[/ref]. Now what is the ongoing cost that Charlotte’s ring is saving you paying out every year? Zilch, thought so. So you need to man up and save for that sort of thing in future. Or do without.

What Zopa needs is an ermine behind a leather-covered desk with a banker’s lamp on it. When people come in to borrow money, the ermine will ask them some pertinent questions about what they are going to buy with it, to the effect of:

How to decide if borrowing money to buy it is a good idea
How to decide if borrowing money to buy it is a good idea

It’s notable that this accounts for something that we are very reluctant to acknowledge in the developed world today. That sometimes people have needs that they cannot afford. I have had the experience, and it’s a bastard. But it isn’t necessarily up to Them to fix that for you, sometimes you have to spit on your hands, roll up your sleeves and get to dealing with the issue at hand. Or, heaven forbid, do without some Wants so you can afford your Needs…

The decision process for purchase of consumables would be slightly different if I were working for Zopa, because it would come down to whether I believe this punter is fool enough that I can get the money out of him with my heavies as opposed to the heavies used by the other guys he’s likely to borrow money from. However, though Zopa try and make out all cuddly with their Valentine story and all smoochy smoochy aaah ain’t it luvverly, in the end they are highlighting a fellow who shouldn’t be using Zopa for that purchase. Not because it’s inherently and deeply wrong for him to borrow money to buy his girlfriend a ring, rather than, say, a motorbike, or a holiday, because at least the ring is durable and hopefully gives them joy for years to come. But because he should have been saving for it over the previous 4-8 years, after all it was a reasonably foreseeable expense. Put another way, Jonathan has just chosen to buy £85 worth of ring for £100, because he wasn’t able to foresee this purchase, and he’s paying 5% over 3 years for the pleasure of not looking at the road ahead.

Now if their disposable income is always going to be more than their living costs then so what, I have addressed that option in the decision tree. I have borrowed twice in my life to buy a consumer durable.  The first time was the wisest, though it didn’t look that way. When I started work and was living at home I borrowed 20% of my gross income to buy a secondhand preamplifier, on 0% interest free credit. I paid every instalment from income, just before time, and recently I had to fix this preamplifier – it is still in service after 30 years. In the round it was a stupid thing for a 20-year old to do it, but if you are going to do stupid things then you should do them wisely and not pay over the odds for it, 0% is about right 😉 The second was a personal loan to buy a car off a family member as they were changing it, which I discharged in six months, another piece of moderate folly in my twenties, but I ensured I could pay the loan before applying for it, which seems to be a detail a lot of people miss these days.

Maybe the grizzled form of my future Self is in the process of building a time machine to go back and have a word in the ear of the young Ermine, because I stopped borrowing money to buy consumer durables after that, with one ghastly, stupendous and horrific exception, buying a house. By staying put I passed the criteria of the first box, but only in retrospect. I even borrowed my deposit for that on a 0% credit card deal, but at least I didn’t lose money on that, because I paid it down before it fell due.

That’s the long story of why I don’t trust Zopa at all, and will probably limit my exposure to that to my original stake. They lend money to people who shouldn’t be borrowing it for the purpose they’re using it for. I took a butcher’s hook at what my borrowers were borrowing for

  1. Car
  2. home improvements
  3. consolidate debt
  4. car
  5. other
  6. car
  7. car
  8. home improvements
  9. consolidate debt
  10. wedding expenses (total of £7500! though only £10 from me, thankfully Yikes!!!!)
  11. Consolidate existing debts
  12. car
  13. car
  14. car
  15. Car
  16. consolidate existing debt
  17. car
  18. car
  19. car
  20. car
  21. car
  22. home improvements
  23. holiday (£5000, jeez!)
  24. home improvements
  25. car
  26. motorbike
  27. car
  28. car
  29. caravan
  30. home improvements
  31. car
  32. car
  33. consolidate debts
  34. home improvements
  35. home improvements
  36. car
  37. car
  38. home improvements
  39. consolidate
  40. home improvements
  41. home improvements
  42. car
  43. car
  44. consolidate debt
  45. car
  46. car
  47. car
  48. consolidate
  49. car
  50. car

Now if you look at this lot it’s a fairly sorry story. Why are so many people over their 20s borrowing to buy cars, FFS? There are people my age at it, you are actually meant to learn something as you go through life. A car is a known running cost – they wear out and break down after you’ve had them for 10 years, so when you buy one you start saving every year 1/10th of the price so you have enough to get the next one. The price of secondhand cars actually drops – I paid about £5000 for my last one, a VW Golf which I had for 13 years. I could get a great s/h car for £5000 nowadays, and £5000 is worth less now than it was 14 years ago. I’d probably look at paying less, because to be honest I just don’t need £5000 worth of car.

zopa loan purposes
what people are using zopa loans for

We have 8 debt consolidators in there. These guys aren’t going to pay that back – if you’re borrowing money to service debt you are in deep shit and going deeper. I hope the girl who’s borrowing £7500 for her wedding won’t have the shine taken off her marriage by the stress of paying that lot off. The summary is scary, because only the home improvements one would pass the Ermine’s beady eye in the test above, and that is for improvements, not Changing Places fun and games or new carpets because you’re bored with the colour of the old ones. Not if you’re borrowing money to do it, because that is telling you that you are living above your means. I have some sympathy for the people in their 20s – stumping up the money to buy a car to get to work may well need borrowing money. But there are a lot of people whose age indicates they should have got out of that stage…

I feel a lot better about lending the Nationwide cash at 5% than doing the same for Zopa customers. And yet Zopa seems to have a strong following in the UK personal finance community. I have to say that if I were these Zopa customers’ bank managers I’d give most of them short shrift 😉 I’m sorry, but if you are over 50 and borrowing money for a car then you need to start buying less car. Mr Money Mustache gives it to you straight between the eyes in his usual inimitable style. Basically you do not need a pickup truck, and SUV or a people carrier to drive to work or take the kids to school.